The Land That Heterosexuality Forgot

tinysnowflakes89:

idealisticshoujohearts:

So I’m playing Fire Emblem: Awakening for the third time…

then why the hell would you get jealous? Its clear that even if you claim to like Sumia, statements like this: Every time Sumia gets close to Chrom, every time they share a moment, every support level they reach… I find myself more compelled to just fly her into a crowd of enemy archers. only made your argument utterly meaningless. As it painfully obvious that you are so deep in self projection and crushing on fictional character that you felt the need to hating some fictional lady because “OMG!! HOW DARE THAT WHORE STEALING MY TWU LUV!!!!1!!” vibe I get in your post.

You know, I was actually quite fond of this ship. Until your attitude (and few rabid fans) turned me off my likeness of this pairing. I really ashamed of having shipmate as you. You are making me ship any Awakening ships BUT Chrom/Robin. Congratulation, you have ruined this pairing for me.

Good day.

Holy shit, did somebody actually make a Tumblr just to complain about this? This is getting good.

Anyway, isn’t the point of a self-insert character to allow you to put yourself into their shoes? In the end, it’s all in-game, so I assure you that whatever “twu wuv” vibe you say you’re getting is entirely in your imagination. I promise you that I’m not about to take a real person and hunt down the last four people in the world who use bows.

The archer thing is an obvious joke. I might be acting jealous, but I’m certainly not about to kill off one of one of my favorite characters who happens to be one of the more useful units in the game, not to mention Lucina’s mother.

And I’m glad I ruined this pairing for you. The active FE fanbase is so god-awful that if they allow anyone else’s playthroughs to ruin how they feel about theirs, they deserve it.

idealisticshoujohearts:

So I’m playing Fire Emblem: Awakening for the third time…

hakureiillusion:

hakureiillusion:

Last two times I made a female character and married Chrom. This time I’m using a male character, so that means Chrom gets to be with Sumia (since Sully can’t pass the Dark Flier class to Lucina, Maribelle doesn’t give good growths, and it’s too late to hold out for Olivia). And as things have progressed, I’ve noticed something.

Every time Sumia gets close to Chrom, every time they share a moment, every support level they reach… I find myself more compelled to just fly her into a crowd of enemy archers.

Somewhere during this playthrough I became a jealous mistress.

frozenviolets:

Uh, please take this post out of the Sumia tag. Posting Sumia bashing on her own character tag is rude and uncalled for, and not to mention seeing rabid Chrombin fans treat her like their real life love rival is still creepy.

I still feel like crap for the Chrom/Robin fans I’m friends with, they really don’t deserve the bad fame that shipmates like these give ‘em.

How was I Sumia-bashing? I like her, and I even said I’m the one who’s acting jealous. You want to talk about how treating her like a real person is creepy, you’re the one getting bent out of shape when people do something you think is rude to this fictional character.

Gotta love Tumblr, where people will get upset over the love interests of game characters.

No. You literally spoke as if Chrom were your real-life boyfriend and got angry at a fictional woman for getting close to him. Your argument holds no merit, you lose, do not collect $200.

Protip: You can’t just refute points in an argument with “no.”

And I’m not speaking as if Chrom were my real-life boyfriend. I’m speaking as if Chrom were my in-game character’s husband, which he has been in each of my playthroughs up until now. Trying to argue real-life considering the relevant pegasi and dragon-blooded prince would be pretty stupid.

hakureiillusion:

Last two times I made a female character and married Chrom. This time I’m using a male character, so that means Chrom gets to be with Sumia (since Sully can’t pass the Dark Flier class to Lucina, Maribelle doesn’t give good growths, and it’s too late to hold out for Olivia). And as things have progressed, I’ve noticed something.

Every time Sumia gets close to Chrom, every time they share a moment, every support level they reach… I find myself more compelled to just fly her into a crowd of enemy archers.

Somewhere during this playthrough I became a jealous mistress.

frozenviolets:

Uh, please take this post out of the Sumia tag. Posting Sumia bashing on her own character tag is rude and uncalled for, and not to mention seeing rabid Chrombin fans treat her like their real life love rival is still creepy.

I still feel like crap for the Chrom/Robin fans I’m friends with, they really don’t deserve the bad fame that shipmates like these give ‘em.

How was I Sumia-bashing? I like her, and I even said I’m the one who’s acting jealous. You want to talk about how treating her like a real person is creepy, you’re the one getting bent out of shape when people do something you think is rude to this fictional character.

Gotta love Tumblr, where people will get upset over the love interests of game characters.

So I’m playing Fire Emblem: Awakening for the third time…

Last two times I made a female character and married Chrom. This time I’m using a male character, so that means Chrom gets to be with Sumia (since Sully can’t pass the Dark Flier class to Lucina, Maribelle doesn’t give good growths, and it’s too late to hold out for Olivia). And as things have progressed, I’ve noticed something.

Every time Sumia gets close to Chrom, every time they share a moment, every support level they reach… I find myself more compelled to just fly her into a crowd of enemy archers.

Somewhere during this playthrough I became a jealous mistress.

Chihaya Kisaragi - Aoi Tori (M@STER VERSION)
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Song: Aoi Tori (M@STER VERSION)

Artist: Chihaya Kisaragi (CV: Asami Imai)

Album: THE IDOLM@STER MASTER ARTIST 05 Kisaragi Chihaya

Year: 2007

Hey, you know what I haven’t posted in a while? Nanofate.

Hey, you know what I haven’t posted in a while? Nanofate.

Miki Hoshii - Marionette no Kokoro (M@STER VERSION)
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Song: Marionette no Kokoro (M@STER VERSION)

Artist: Miki Hoshii (CV: Akiko Hasegawa)

Album: THE IDOLM@STER 765PRO ALLSTARS+ GRE@TEST BEST! -COOL&BITTER!-

Year: 2013

Yayoi Takatsuki and Ritsuko Akizuki - Ai LIKE Hamburger (M@STER VERSION)
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idolmaster-music:

Song: Ai LIKE Hamburger (M@STER VERSION)

Artist: Yayoi Takatsuki (CV: Mayako Nigo) and Ritsuko Akizuki (CV: Naomi Wakabayashi)

Album: THE IDOLM@STER ANIM@TION MASTER Namassuka SPECIAL 03

Year: 2012

Took me this long to realize that the pictures in that post from yesterday were out of order.

Fack.

WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OKAY

I THOUGHT THIS ANIME WAS GOING TO BE A LIGHTHEARTED RIDE WITH CUTE GIRLS SINGING CUTE SONGS

I DIDN’T EXPECT TO HAVE MY FUCKING HEART RIPPED OUT